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I just picked up this machine today. The Mrs has been after me for years to rid the property of the vermin squirrel population.

Sunday Morning Coming Down

I'm losing patience with this planet. Shouldn't be too much longer for Mr Borgnine. Lucky bastard. This bus ride no longer interests me. Time to get off. Nice day though. Maybe we'll go for a hike. Yesterday I hung up the bird houses the girls built. We also built some marionette type "silly guys". The knots I tied kept coming undone on their arms, so I had to keep fixing them, which was awesome and non stressful.

The Bank

So I'm walking into a bank today and I walk by this woman. She is talking on the phone in another language. I look at her and IMMEDIATELY the inside of my head starts playing dolphin noises. What causes this? I mean, I'm literally staring at her and at the same time,in my head, flipper is trying to communicate to me. When the foreign people hear me talk do stupid orangutan noises come out of my mouth (in their minds)?

A Chicken's Poem

Dawn

You there?

I love you

I am but chicken

Sadness comes often for me

Frightened

I heard the fox last night

You are my beacon of goodness

Don't ever think I don't notice you

The bread you bring, Oh the bread you bring

Cinnamon and Prudence

I have a feeling that this relationship will end poorly

The Terrorist

Do not ever get one of these creatures. She's like her own personal band of marauders. Big time asshole. The only peace I get is when she's sleeping and even then she snores like a 300 pound drunken pirate. Oh, and sometime she sleeps with her eyes open. How crazy is that? Bug eyes staring right at you, watching your every move,yet sound asleep. Unless someone drops a breadcrumb in the next room. Then it's like an instant Bulldog cannonball firing right at the sound of food.

The Beach

We spent Easter the way God really wanted us to spend it. Combing the beaches of New Hampshire looking for goodies. You can't get better than spending some time in Mommy Nature's church on such a beautiful day. Spending a sunny Sunday morning with some fat pasty white slob asking you for money to cover his court costs? No thanks. I'll take the sea or the mountains any day. This was our first Easter dinner spent "on the road". It felt great,like we were on the lam. The beaches weren't crowded and the water was about 5 degrees. We brought back tons of stuff for future craft projects, the kids had a blast. Can't wait 'til next Easter.

English Bulldog and the African Sulcata