Saturday, February 16, 2008

Staples

"Can I help you?" Say what? Can you help me? Sure, how about turning yourself into my own personal punching bag, that would be a big help. You can help me by having what I'm looking for at the front of the store when I walk in, or have a huge sign pointing me in the right direction. If I can't find it on my own you and your stupid store have failed. Oh, gee mister, lets hold hands and walk around the store together and find your stuff. The world is one big team you know. Asking me if I need help is like asking if I need a hug. Not from you Mr Excrement. Now get out of my face before one of us starts to bleed.

1 comment:

Smoke Eater said...

If I want help at any store,I'll ask for it.Until then, any employee should keep their yap's shut.It should be legal for any customer to assault an employee who badgers a customer with any means necessary.