...On Becoming A Man

A man does not EVER call in sick because he feeling a little under the weather. You can consider yourself a man only when you go to work every day, and work like a madman for at least 8 hours. Staying home to mend your hemp bloomers is not an option. And when you are sick or broken in some way, no one wants to hear how you're feeling. We all get bumps and bruises (try being the D.O.M. 24/7). You don't get rewarded with a day off just because you threw up, you get a slap in the face because you're still a bitch. Men go to work every day, until they die. Fairies go to work when it suits them. Hurt yourself at work? Walk it off, maybe put your fist through something (living or dead). You don't sue someone because your too much of a weakling to take a little punishment. "Please pay me because I have a boo boo" is reserved for girls. I've had the privledge of watching real men go to chemotherapy in the morning and be back building houses after lunch, and loving it. Think about that next time you get the sniffles.