Just Thinking....

Why is it that whenever I'm behind someone in line I want to slap them out of my way. The backs of people's heads enrage me for some reason. Maybe because they are so innocent and defenseless. If I could have any superpower I wanted, just one wish to be granted, it would be to have the ability to morph my right hand into Andre The Giant's hand. Whenever I get the urge my hand just turns into the big freaks hand and I wallop the person in front of me upside the head. No harm intended. I don't dislike you per se, it's just that your head annoys me.