Piano Day

This morning Prudence and I are going on a journey to Massachusetts to pick up a piano given to us by my crazy cousin. We enlisted the help of Tom Flynn. Yes THAT Tom Flynn. The Boston Firefighter who once benched 415 pounds 5 times. The one that the movie "The Terminator" is based on. The one who saved a kitten from a burning building the other day. Anyway, stayed tuned to find out how it goes. Oh, and we're not even gonna call the guy. The plan is we just show up and I smash Prudence(bulldog puppy from Hilter's Ass) through one of his closed windows, she wrecks a bunch of his shit before he even realizes what has just happened to his life. Tom boots in the door and grabs the piano and runs while I'm in his driveway keying his car.