Close Call

So the Dell guy is sitting at our dinning room table fixing(pretending to) Vicki's laptop. The kids are outside. He is not saying a word. Im on the couch in the other room, staring at him, also not saying a word. First Im thinking he is just some weird computer nerd. He looks a little like Harvey Kietel. I notice his watch is on his right hand and I think, idiot. After about a half hour of his mind games I start to wonder if he is here to kill me and my family, after all Vicki lined all this up over the internet not knowing any of these people. I write a text to Vicki telling her that Ted Bundy is still here. Just as I am about to click send I see him pick up some kind of device. I think he can intercept my text so I just close my phone and dont send the message. I also notice that his watch is now on the other hand. Now I start to wonder what my kids will think if they come in the house and see me sitting on this guys chest, repeatedly plunging the hunting knife ,thats on top of the fridge, into his chest. Still total silence. He keeps looking at me. He is too quiet. I need to get my rifle without alarming him. I hope the girls dont come back in. Where the hell are they anyway. Then out of nowhere he wispers to himself,"Ok your all set". Im to his right,sitting on the couch in the other room. He says this looking straight ahead into the kitchen. I come out to meet him at the table by sneaking around and coming straight at him from the kitchen. He mumbled something like "googly googly motherboard something something". I asked him if he needed me to sign anything and he wispered no(to the floor) then as quick as a cat he was gone. FREAK!