Rambling

I had this thought today. All the forest fires we put out in the history of man, can we get "Carbon Credits" for that? Imagine all the emmissions if we let those babies burn. I think we're ahead of the game. If Al Gore stopped taking his private jet everywhere he goes our "Carbon Footprint", as a nation, would be cut in half. He takes his private friggin jet to the corner store to get milk(more like milkshake, the fat bastard). Don't get me wrong, The Doctor of Manliness has been on the frontlines of the environmental movement ever since Grizzly Adams first aired. I was a tree hugger way before it was cool. Ever since I was a wee lad, when I tore off my own diaper and mashed it in the girl next doors face, for trying to carve our names in a tree. And by the way,those earth friendly lightbulbs everyone is tripping over each other to buy, they have mercury in them. This green issue is not black and white.