Oatmeal Credits

I've been eating oatmeal almost every morning for months. Not the instant sugar loaded packet stuff, but the taste like an old library book kind. The stuff that comes in a cylindrical box with a picture of Barbara Bush on the front. Anyway, this stuff removes anything bad from your body, so eating oatmeal in the morning means you can eat and do anything you want for the rest of the day. I ate almost a half a gallon of orange sherbet last night, after a dinner of pizza and cookies. Doesn't matter people, with the oatmeal in my system, working its magic, its like I ate a big bowl of vegetables. Not only are you above the law, but when you are on the "O", you are quite bulletproof.