Living off the land.

I just ate some zucchini, grown right here at "World Manliness Headquarters". I grew it out of the ground from a seed. From a stupid little seed, you freak show, comes a basket of wonder like I have never seen. Does it make me a farmer? Some would say yes. Does it make me better than you. That doesn't matter, don't measure yourself against my greatness! I don't have a carbon footprint. My tracks are like little hugs for the planet. I just took a shower with water heated from the sun. The SUN, the center of God's holy universe. I bathe in the sweet goodness of the suns love. After a shower I feel like I can put my fist of love right through a rhino's head.