I think I had a Stroke

I just got finished eating dinner( Sam Adams, fried green beans, fish and chips, a hot fudge sundae and a baby scoop of chocolate cake). As soon as I got out of the car I quickly grabbed the lawn mower because I wanted to get the front lawn mowed before it got dark. Somewhat frantically, I got it done in about a half an hour(it's about a half an acre). After I was finished is when I realized that I was having trouble breathing and I was dizzy and shaking. I knew something was wrong when the chickens strutted by and I didn't give chase. I just leaned against the shed and flipped them the bird. It took all I had just to put the mower back in the shed. How I put things away in my 12ft x 30 ft shed is I swing open the doors and just hurl(from the entrance) whatever I'm putting away as far back into the shed as possible. My method is quite maddening. To retrieve anything from the shed you have to climb thru this mountain of twisted wood, metal, kids toys, law mowers, various broken medieval weapons,piles of old chicken eggs and lots of angry hornets. Then you have to latch onto your prize and thrash yourself(way past the brink of madness) back to the front of the shed, and out into daylight again. Then you raise whatever item you have over your head and throw it at the chickens. Anyway. Oh, so I don't feel so good.