Family Vacation

This afternoon "The Vacation" starts. I get to be trapped in a tiny "Korean" suv for four days with my family. Four days of clenching my fists tighter and tighter and tighter. The inside of my head filled with screams. I need a vacation from the planet. My idea of a perfect vacation would be to be encapsulated in one of those bombs that burrow into the earth before they explode, then just fire me into the side of a mountain. Anyway, I'm sure we'll have loads of fun.