Cheesecake Run

I'm walking into the local supermarket. Thoughts of what's the greatest song to kick some one's ass to are going thru my mind. My mission is cheesecake. I grab a basket even though I'm only getting one item,this embarrasses me and throws me off balance mentally. At the cheesecake section there are a bunch of different ones. I know for a fact that whichever I choose will be wrong and most likely result in it being mashed in my face for not knowing what she likes. Anyway, I find a sampler cheesecake. No way to go wrong with this choice(in your face!). I couldn't find the price so for some reason instead of raising the cake up to see the bottom(still holding the empty red basket in the other hand) I held the cake at waist level and just crouched below it and looked up to see the price. I didn't realize I did this until I was driving home. I absolutely thought that the only way to see the price was to get under the cake. Not raise it or tilt it. Weird. I was also wearing slippers that I hadn't noticed I'd been wearing all day. But you know what? I got the friggin cheesecake.