So the new puppy's eye almost fell out. Probably from hitting her head on the coffee table every five minutes. Or throwing herself off the couch every time she hears the other dog's collar jingle. Or sprinting toward the front steps and trying to leap up the entire flight of stairs, only to mash her face into the first step. (she still cant understand why she cant fly). Or from me strangling her and throwing her against the bathroom door(in my mind)for leaping up and hooking her tooth on my nostril for the tenth time. Anyway, almost six hundred dollars later and she's good as new. Good thing it wasn't the other dog, because if she got hurt I would just open the door and kick her into the woods.
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