Wednesday, April 23, 2008

And The Winner Is...


Sir Alfred Gore. With Senators Obama and Clinton tearing the Democratic party apart, we are going to see Big Al, floating like an angel, into the convention in Denver to save the party and, if you ask him, the world. The D.O.M.s prediction is, His holiness will be the nominee and a deafening worldwide hysteria will follow. He is our next president. He has the tree hugging sissy vote all locked up.

2 comments:

Verde said...

I think you may be on to something here! However, may I point out that he is way too fat to "float like an angel" anywhere. Good call, otherwise.

Smoke Eater said...

I hope Al Gore drops dead