Pool Update

My pool is officially toast. The liner is ripped in a number of places the wall is crumpled and buckled, the deck is even twisted and heaving up in one corner. And , no matter what my wife says, no way is it my fault. Even a hint that its my fault sends me into a violent tantrum. I am not a pool guy! Side note, I'm writing this with a banjo around my neck and not only am I not playing, I don't even know how. So anyway, who said I know anything about pools. Pool is destroyed, now what. Check mate, Vicki.