Memorial Day

Within the last hour I have had, in this order, a medium iced coffee, a shot of vodka, two huge plates of Chinese food and a big piece of leftover chocolate birthday cake. Me not feel very well. Iced coffee on the way to the cemetery to have a drink with my old man, grey goose with Vicki and Tony(rest in peace) at the cemetary.Then we picked up Chinese food on the way home. Did a dead on, Cookie Monster eating Chinese food imitation. I felt pretty sick after that. Then I had a big slab of cake, that I ate with my hands and no plate. I left a trail of cake up to my kids room, which I will get in trouble for, momentarily. I'm on a Chinese food bender to show my support for the good people of China.