Wednesday Evening

So I was out on the deck, by myself, drinking a glass of antioxidants(red wine). I was watching my tortoise grazing in the grass(is a gas, baby can you dig it). There was a really cool vibe going, and I realized that I might love him. Not in love, but just plain love. He's a really cool creature, like some kind of baby dinosaur. The only downside to him is he shits like a sperm whale.