Bifocals

That last post was a little strange. Anyway, I got a coupon in the mail from my insurance company to get free eyeglasses from Sears. So I went today and, after the $60 eye exam, I paid $270 for my free glasses( that I'll get 3 to 14 days from now). I also found out I need bifocals. When the girl told me how much I had to pay, I punched her in the face(in my head) and started trashing the place like a gorilla in a luggage commercial(again, in my head). The D.O.M. has to wear bifocals, I'm starting to make myself sick.