Umbrellas And Acting Like A Man

I actually saw a man holding an umbrella today. A man must never, ever hold an umbrella, unless its for a woman(and still don't get under it). Only women and babies use umbrellas. Also, when walking in the rain, don't crouch down and scurry along terrified that a little drop of water is going to kill you. To walk properly in the rain you walk slowly, just taking a little stroll. "Oh, it's raining?" "I hadn't noticed." A little extra bonus would be, if it's pouring out, stop and tie your shoe. Maybe lean up against a building and read the paper. The only exception to this rule is, if you need to stab someone and there happens to be an umbrella handy, like in the hand of the person that needs stabbing, then by all means use it.