Ice Cream

I just dished out a Jethro Bodine sized bowl of ice cream. I dropped a scoop on the kitchen floor. I looked at it and thought long and hard about leaving it there, then I picked it up, looked at it again, then shoved it into my mouth and ate it. Edys French Silk, half the fat, so you can eat twice as much. Its bad karma to waste good ice cream, that my friends is in the Bible. Look it up.