Vacation: Hour 1

Hour 1 of my vacation. Already bored. I have the next six days off. Trying to get the chickens to come in the house. They're having no part of it. Thinking of making another cup of coffee. I've had too much today already. Could that last sentence be any more UN-American? Pardon me while I go Keurig myself another cup. OK, I'm back. If you don't know what Keurig is, it's the official coffee maker of The Doctor of Manliness. If you don't have one, consider yourself sickening. I've got to go out in the workshop to cut some wood for Verde to paint on. Bare foot and shirtless, Tom Jones cranking, table saw shredding lumber, caffeine rage, covered in a cloud of sawdust, and loving it.