Midday

Four cups of coffee so far, I feel invincible. Meat is what pansies eat. I go out in the woods and graze, just like the forest creatures. Just drop down on the ground an start gnawing. Just think, eating stuff that grows in the ground, it's like you're eating the planet. The twins and I are going to venture out into society in a bit. We go into stores and pretend we're invisible, then we knock stuff off of the shelves in front of people. We then start laughing uncontrollably, because they can't see us. It works great at the book store. Vicki gave me a bunch of errands to run, like I'm some bitched up flunky born to serve her.