It's Not Easy Being Me

Well, I've got my orange herbal tea going and my banjo around my neck. I'm practicing the kindergarten version of "Will The Circle Be Unbroken", I almost have it down. I spent most of the afternoon mowing the stupid lawn. Still haven't had any meat, except fish, in over a week. We went out to the "Common Man" in Concord last night and I had a nice broiled haddock. The highlight of dinner was when the bill came, Vicki opens her wallet and hands me some money and says "Here you can pay for dinner". So that made me feel good about myself. Then on the way out she handed me a buck, to tip the valet guy. Its fine because, in my mind, I stabbed her in the eye with my imaginary cigarette.