Monday, September 15, 2008
I had a turkey sandwich.
So what, a turkey is barely a life form. My appetite for flesh has been overwhelming. It must be all the killing I'm doing to feed my little baby turtle. I've given up digging for worms because I found some in the cooler at the local market(who knew). Anyway, for dinner I wanted to go to "Wendy's" for a triple cheeseburger but Vicki talked me into getting a sandwich at "Panera". I had the turkey sandwich, but I did tell them to hold the bacon. I don't eat pigs because it's a sin, and whoever eats them will surely rot in hell, where they belong.
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why does a pig have more right to live than a turkey? this I believe is YOUR very own philosophy, is it not? btw, my roast beef sandwich was delish!
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Quotes from Pulp Fiction
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Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherf@#$er. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
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