Groundhog Day

So Al Gore was dragged out his coffin this morning, by a group of local vampire hunters, and brought into the wintry daylight. He hasn't been seen (except by me)since before the first snowfall. Legend has it that if Old AL sees his shadow, Climate change will switch back to Global Warming. If he doesn't see his shadow, he declares that another ice age has begun and we're all doomed. Either way, they feed him a sacrificial live woodchuck and nail him back into his coffin until the next Nobel Prize is awarded.