Zoos, antique shopping, plain hamburgers, claw machines, me throwing a tantrum for not being allowed to buy a puppet, making fun of people, watching Mrs D.O.M. yell at Sarah Palin on her laptop, borrowing a pencil so I could draw Willy Wonka, stealing beach toys, buying a Ballad of The Green Berets album, buying an old pipe that smells like it was stored in a World War II veteran's ass. Drinking Guiness, listening to Mrs D.O.M. scream in traffic at Marine twice my size, watching Mrs D.O.M. flip old lady driver the bird, stand on corner in Ogunquit while Mrs D.O.M. shops for dresses, contemplating why I am even on this planet
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