Saturday?

What the hell do I do with the twins today. This is day three. Yesterday we saw the movie "Up" which was fabulous. We eat our weight in chocolate and ice cream every day. I'm sure my nervous breakdown will be here any minute. Very stressed. I think we'll go to the Art Museum today. Then I'll put them in the lobby of my Mother's place and ring the bell and run(like those sissies on the beach in the movie Chariots of Fire, soundtrack playing in my head).Running away at top speed, in my boots, jeans and my "Guns Don't Kill People I Do" tee shirt. I'll run until my bacon filled heart explodes. OK. Anyway, I've got to go. Off to the Museum. I need coffee.