Sunday, August 15, 2010

Thoughts while food shopping

strawberries!
some day I'm gonna set these lobsters free
probably leave the straps on their claws though
they should make a candy bar that will make my arms bigger without exercise
where are those little baby 4 packs of wine
we should get a ping pong table
when is Ramadan? I want to fast with the Muslims
shit ya, I want yogurt
I should pick this old woman up over my head and run around the store with her screaming
instead I'll just punch her in the back
that guy is a lunatic, go the other way
Paul Harvey was a great American
could I get out of Chief Jay Strongbow's sleeper hold?
I wonder if Vicki will let me get this four dollar peanut butter?

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