The D.O.M. Roadshow

So today I found out that I get to spend my last few vacation days, of the year, at Storyland, with the fam. Oh gee, can I really? I wish I knew someone who could shoot a cannonball into my belly. How about I spend a few days by myself in the woods, go on a little vision quest. Starve myself, get naked and chain myself to a tree. Maybe getting into a drunken fistfight with a thorn bush. After a few days, come crashing out of the woods and sprint right into an oncoming Greyhound bus. No, I'm sure I'll be fine, Storyland will be fantastic. I'll make it so, me, my huge arms and sledgehammer fists.