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Glass of wine and a "circus freakshow" sized cupcake for dessert.

I count the maple in maplewalnut frosting as a vegetable. It comes from a tree that comes from the ground,dummy.

I weighed Leo the tortoise today, 17 pounds.

I may write myself in for president.

I think I may vomit.

"They" are watching some slasher horror movie.(makes me sick)

I'm drawing a bath.

Full moons give me the "night crazies"

Willie Nelson is above the law.

Might eat the last cupcake.