Saturday, December 6, 2008
I'm Out in Public
I'm sitting here in Verde's art studio. It's "Holiday Open Studios" and there are lots of people passing thru. Some here, one would guess, to get a rare glimpse of The D.O.M. Stuart, a neighboring world renowned photographer just brought me some Madagascar Cognac, which upon drinking, burned a hole in my soul. I may be drunk. OK where was I? I'm the D.O.M. for Christ's sake, how's that for starters. Hope he comes back with more of this stuff. I think its made from the blood of Madagascaran orphans. Aged in a vanilla keg for a half a century. People are all around me looking at Vicki's art, I'm a little scared being around all these people. Vicki just left me alone with all these peeps. Where the f--- is the guy with the cognac? My chest hurts. The chief from "One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest" just sauntered by the door. Is it me? My stupid wife just told me to stop pounding my fist on the table. That was awful she's not stupid, she's my sweety.
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