No Kids Last Night!

We've got 14 plus inches of "Global Warming" on the ground already and it's still "Global Warming" outside. I had to shovel a trail out to the chicken shed to give them fresh water and to retrieve 3 eggs for my breakfast. A typical D.O.M. breakfast consists of 3 fried eggs and bacon on Italian bread, with pumpkin cake for desert and coffee of course(my third cup today). The twins stayed over my Mom's last night and Taylor is down visiting her Dad, so Mrs. D.O.M. and I have had the place to ourselves. Without the kids around our lives kind of turn into a real life version of "Pulp Fiction". Right now she's hiding from me, and I don't blame her, because I am angry. She yelled at me for wanting to eat the whole pumpkin cake, and using all her kitchen sponges and for always leaving knives dangling off the edges of counter tops, and jumping up and down on the bed until it broke, and for buying a fedora and liking my hens more than her, and charging extremely expensive power tools at "Lowes" and never ever using them. Sorry, I don't really have any point today.



p.s. In this instance, "Pulp Fiction" means Chinese food, book store,toy store and a stupid Colin Firth movie.