Saturday night and I'm gassed

So I'm slow dancing by myself with a glass of red wine, I have Mel Torme cranked up to 11. All of a sudden I hear Mrs D.O.M. yelling, "that's a little loud, don't ya think"? First of all there is no such thing as too loud when your talkin about Mel Torme. Mel F-ing Torme people. Real man's music. Finger snappin, foot tappin, cigarette smokin, slap a dame across the face music.