Just Thinking

So, lately I've been thinking about orangutans. Either fighting them or fighting like them. They must be incredibly strong, like Special Olympics strong. I imagine if you got one mad enough it would tear your arms and legs off. Quite the unorthodox fighting style, no punching or kicking, just a lot of tearing of the limbs and plenty of biting(of course). And screaming incoherently. And whipping your feces at innocent bystanders.